it’s 2015

and this still exists hahaha

Oh wait

Literally no person alive on this gay earthe has ever or will ever read this stupid blog and nothing o worse perthe has ever mattered in the world, nvm disregard that last post thanks

Wow guys

Thanks to all my readers for the feedback on my poems and political analyses I really appreciate the support!!!!!!

To all the haters: LISTEN IF U DONT LIKE MY BLOG IT S CALLED A CLICK AWAY TO A DIFFERENT BLOG ON THE INTERNET THAT YOIU MAY ENJOY MORE BUTTON FOR A REASON, IDIOTS. IDIOTS. WOW JUST WOW FOR CRIPES SAKE ALREADY IVE BEEN LITERALLY CRYING EVERY DAY DURING SUMMER SCHOOL AND HAD TO GO TO A COUNSELOR BECAUSE I WAS CRYING TOO MUCH BECAUSE OF YOU HATERS AND FLAMERS PLEASE DONT HATE OR FLAME ME ANYMORE OR MY MOM WILL DELETE MY WORLD PURSE ACCOUNT PLEASE TAKE THIS INTO ACCOUNT THE NEXT TIME YOU FLAME SOMEONE THANKS

I wrote a pome

Crips, mowed grass

A beautiful day

An empty sky

A bird

Suddenly—

I misspelled “crisp”

also this poem is terrible

also I misspelled “poem”

in the title.

 

Words by Josh “The Verse-Imaginer” Peterson, the #1 writer of erotic comedy poetry blog oshuaj.wordpress.com

i wish i knew a celebrity and the pants they wear

also a good joke about pants, then I could make a great celebrity fashion joke about some celebrity’s pants. I want my Word Pressure™ account to be the #1 celebrity fashion joke shoppe on the World Wide Web®.

here maybe this’ll work: Hey movie star Sean Penn: the pants you are wearing right now make you look like a real fool,. they ought to call u “Sean NOT AGAI N!!!”

that didn’t work at all. it’s almost as though this blog and Word Pressure as a whole………… sucks.

Guys how do I delete my Booksy account?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp 😦

What am I supposed to use this Word Presser™ for?

Like, pop culture fashion jokes? Political musings? Deep ponderings about life and love and all they entail? I am already on the twitter web page as twitter.com/oshuaj and I have twittered over 3,000 tweets. Do I just write what I tweet, but longer? Because that sounds like a lot of writing.

Maybe I will make this into a Pokémon Blue Ultimate Gamer’s Strategy Guide™. I don’t think anyone’s written one of those yet, that game’s huge. My advice would be to run around a lot and catch a bunch of Pokémon and also some of them are only on Pokémon Red and some you have to like trade for or trade them to make them evolve or something? I have not played Pokémon in years I have no idea how to play it but I do remember that Squirtle was a cool little dude and that giant gun-turtle he evolved into owned a lot. Wow, Pokémon, huh guys

welp thats a Word Presser™ blogpost for now hope u liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey this dumb website charges $30/mo to change fonts on your dumb blog or whatever

Goggledog knows better thaN TO USE WORDPRESS THE SITE THAT CHAGRGED $30 FOR THE FOTNS WHAT THE H*CK PPL WOW JUST WOW

i was tryn to pull a quick FontChange™ (a move executed easily on rival blogging web zone Tumblers.Org, when I noticed it costs $30 to change Fotns what $30 wtf yall let me tell u “The ‘Scoop'”:
1) this site blows anyway
2) $30??????????
3) that so dumb yall dont pay $30
4) this site blows anyway

I haven’t signed onto this dumb website since I signed up for it.

and I probably shan’t again

hahahahahah

what